Tryin’ to quit

A sarcastic phrase used when someone wants to deflect having a real conversation. Best used with dry humor.

Hey Ryan, when are you going to get me those TPS reports?
“Tryin’ to quit”.

by Jk1313 February 15, 2020

scoop and flick

The act of scooping jizz out of a vagina and flicking it into the toilet or shower after hot and heavy sex.

I better go scoop and flick before we head to church so I don’t leak in the pew.

by Jk1313 January 16, 2018