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scooter

1) vernacular for "all right"--a statement of approval with connotations of being highly impressed. 2) a greeting to one you hav enot seen in a long while.
"Tony--did you just burp the alphabet backwards?" "yep." "Scooter!"
by d0g3n November 12, 2004
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Cooter Scooter

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.
Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.
by zmar328 September 27, 2012
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Scroteriffic

teriffic wine from the "scrote" or wine bladder that has been freed from its casket.
Mmmmm....That was scroteriffic!
by Ajd17 August 6, 2006
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scooter steve

a young boy who rides a two wheeled device named a scooter and is mocked by his peers, and also one lonely night pushed his grandfather down the steep stairs and laughed
by TCS JW ! October 17, 2010
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Scroterbating

To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:

1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).

5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
Man my boyfriend was scroterbating while I was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!
by Brewha December 29, 2010
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scrotter

Usually gangs of local yobs, all together sharing the one roll up and look for ways to pick fight with random people.

Think pre chav culture but based in the black country area of the west midlands
Look at that gang of scrotters hanging about in bus stop trying to smash it up.
by ej2095 March 11, 2017
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Scooter Fag

A scooter fag often comes from a very well off background but pretends to be from the ghetto for an uknown reason. Scooter faggs are often known to say the n word as an Indian because there “black friend” “gave them a pass”, they most likely have no ankles so if you are ever attacked by one, aim there.
Scooter fag 1 (Indian) “sup my nigga
Boy 1 (white) “YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD”
Scooter fag gang (mostly white) “ yes he can he’s black”

Scooter fag 1 (Indian) “sup my nigga
Boy 1 (black)
Scooter fag gang (mostly white) “WOAH you can’t say the n word dude”
by Scooterfagbeater December 11, 2018
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