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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls
by tyler downs December 2, 2019
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Scottish Hammer

A Scottish Man with a Large Dogger
That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer
by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025
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scottish wave

When someone pulls out their penis and flaps it side to side at people.
He gave us the old scottish wave as he left the bar.
by Romeo85 December 15, 2023
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Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
by Skydog7 May 21, 2024
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Scottish lecture

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022
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