Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 9, 2024

Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022

Scottish mcnee

Absolute boyo from up north, big stocky lad so watch out. Will fight anyone

Watch out Scottish mcnee is about

by Scottish mcnee December 5, 2018

scottish delight

Where you take a straw up a man's ass and blow on the straw while pulling on his weiner as if you were playing on the bag pipes.

Tiffany gave me a Scottish Delight last night and then I played a round of golf today.

by Frack It October 7, 2022

Scottish Rape

The act of dominantly finishing on your enemy while moaning in a Scottish accent. (Also reffered to using the portmanteau "scottrape")

"My opp Lindsey Scottish Raped me yesterday. It was wild."

by dihschucker September 16, 2025

Scottish Exit

Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.

Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"

Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."

by carpetstain July 14, 2022

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016