Jingley Schmidty

Female ejaculation.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.

"Hey, do you even get off?"
--"Yeah, I Jingley Schmidty myself last night."

by MBeezy April 21, 2006

schmuck

person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done

a coworker of mine who does nothing all day

by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

schmuck

to refer to a person as a shit-fuck

Bro, stop being such a schmuck

by Ryan & Liv August 1, 2012

schmuck

When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"

abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*

by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012

schmidt

the incorrect way to spell "Schmitt"

"Is that Schmidt, or Schmitt?"
"Schmitt! Two T's... NO D's!"

by ungalwa May 22, 2007

Joe Schmuckatelli

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

Schmuck

Schmuck: The yiddish word literrally translated to mean jewels. or the man's jewels. so dont ever say your a schmuck unless you actually mean you're a man jewel

"Jesus Christ! I am such a Schmuck!"
"You have NO idea what you're saying!"

by Jacob Glickman February 2, 2008