Sammamish

Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.

"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"

by C.P.M November 21, 2007

Sammamish

Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.

Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.

Did I mention Starbucks?

Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.

Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus

by gooobed October 18, 2008

r/SaimanSays

r/saimansays is referred as the worst fucking subreddit in the entire fucking reddit, you have normies from Instagram trying to farm karma by reposting stupid shit, and there are virgin teens who want to make it look like they are better than other people because they watch a PewDiePie wannabe shit in the name of "ironically bola tha".

Person: hey! What are you doing?
Retard: nothing, just scrolling r/saimansays.
Person: you should suicide.

by When_The March 5, 2022

saema

a funny kind, caring friend she will always have your back no matter what! she has a great sense of humor and loves guys way older than her. but is overall a great person!!!!!! she is very smart asswell

saema is soo funny

by loinjfqekv November 22, 2020

Samah

a garden gnome

I want to get a Samah for my garden to add a little decorative flair.

by da truth 12348923u892138 November 13, 2012

Salmaan

The most nicest, cutest, genuine guy you will ever meet. If you ever come across a salmaan in your life do not lose him. Treat him with love, kindness and never take him for granted, because this man will make you his whole world. He will make you smile and feel loved more than you ever have even if he's 6548km away. He may hate the little things he does, like his typos or when he gets awkward but always remind him he's perfect. Because he is. Even if he doesn't see it. The only man you will ever need in your life is a salmaan.

No matter what happens my love for you will last a lifetime and longer, even if you decide its not me.

You see that man over there? That's salmaan, he's perfect.

by Life Is Amazing And Easy😁 November 22, 2021

Saima

Saima is someone who always puts her family first. She is the peace maker of tense situations. She may not always know what to say but she will always be there for you in times of need. She has a dark sense of humor and has a great ass. She loves animals more than she loves people.

I went to Saima for advice but we just went out to eat instead.

by Weqeme December 8, 2021