Ass Salutation

When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman

Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!

by swerty gert February 11, 2019

Irish Salute

The act of your elbow slipping off the bar with a drink in your hand and not spilling a drop

After his drink he gave a Irish salute

by gigganigga December 25, 2017

shoot em or salute em

Either get rid of the person. Or follow along with them.

You keep complaining about your senator. I say shoot em or salute em.

by Sicilian Cowboy November 4, 2023

twenty one gun salute

When twenty one guys all get boners at the same time.

"Hey let's all get together later and do a twenty one gun salute."

by Unknown37 June 11, 2016

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

Putzitis Salute

The salute given to a person, place, or thing that succinctly sums up a person's feelings toward a given subject.

Our Dear Leader so inspired me I had to give a Putzitis Salute!

by A Voicemail in a Vacuum April 6, 2020

Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.

1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.

by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018