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Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
mugGet the Poor Mans Garage Salemug.

Tacobell Sunday Sale

The act of the taco-selling company, Tacobell, giving sales on their products on Sundays, most commonly throughout the 1850's
I am sad they removed the Tacobell Sunday Sale in 1852.
by Candice Baker August 14, 2023
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vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello March 9, 2014
mugGet the vampire garage salemug.

“Garage sale at 1223”

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
mugGet the “Garage sale at 1223”mug.

KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.
Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.
by No Slacker December 26, 2022
mugGet the KY yard salemug.

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each
I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!
by Jenerator August 30, 2003
mugGet the garage salemug.

sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
mugGet the sales and cervixmug.

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