Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
by Captain Useless August 31, 2012
by Hyuwasuto December 02, 2020
A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
Your a fucking David Sales
by My ninja nigga February 15, 2016
a yard sale or garage sale to make a little money by selling things you should have thrown in the garbage
I'm having a garabage sale to keep from going to the dump...
by goldwingnut March 04, 2011
Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017
by tbclycan October 04, 2011
by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017