scallabummknee

most atrocious player on a professional team

Who is that guy that keeps running backwards when he gets the ball...Yeah, dudes on scallabummknee status.

Look at that scallabummknee trying to beat the brakes off that dude...He totally missed that tackle.

by coxtheox September 6, 2010

Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

by MotherSally June 28, 2017

sally spoils

someone who spoils your favorite tv show and/or movie quite rUdely

"oh by the way dildohead dies"

"dUde!! don't be such a sally spoils"

by isthataDChoodie August 8, 2017

Sally bomb

When you have no weed left and you pack a bowl with cigarette tobacco and old kief that gets the job done

Let's rip a Sally bomb

by csall July 4, 2019

Sallies Jumbled

Female equivalent of 'rustling your jimmies'. Since 'jimmies' may refer to testicles, 'sallies' refers to ovaries.

Kirsten's name was misspelled on her Starbucks White Mocha Double Frap with Skim and No Whip, and it got her sallies jumbled.

by JimmieSallie July 29, 2019

sallyfacenumber1simp

a god.

“hey are you religious?”
“yeah i worship sallyfacenumber1simp every night before i go to sleep”

by anonymous June 11, 2021

sally mckenna

my wife and i love her so much. shes a ghost junkie thats also my wife. she died by being pushed out of the window by iris for selling drugs to donovan and shes also my wife.

hey have u seen my wife
oh u mean sally mckenna

by sallymckennaismywifey July 5, 2021