Skip to main content

bathtub surfing

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing
by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006
mugGet the bathtub surfing mug.

Surf City

Let's file a lawsuit to determine who owns the rights to Surf City!
by Al Alson September 19, 2005
mugGet the Surf City mug.

Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.
"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"
by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006
mugGet the Surfing the Web mug.

surf merchant

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
by neil kilby May 5, 2006
mugGet the surf merchant mug.

dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.
dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.
by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010
mugGet the dirt surfing mug.

Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.
"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"
by bro fist August 3, 2015
mugGet the Obsessive surfing mug.

Taxi surfing

Jumping on top of an un/suspecting cab/taxi and surfing/balancing around london(or wherever you may be) for as long as you can while it is in motion.

If you are feeling extra skilled try and do it on a skateboard on top of the taxi.
I am yet to find someone who will actaully give Taxi surfing a real go.

Although some people have been known to grab onto the back of a taxi. Standing/ Skating on top of one in motion would be a serious challenge.
by stasia909 April 25, 2010
mugGet the Taxi surfing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email