Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see

"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

Stealth stedhead

Stealth stedhead: A person who secretly uses steroids while pretending to be natural. This term applies to fitness influencers, movie stars, sports figures, and everyday people—someone you might even know personally. Often given away by large veins, mood swings, erratic behavior, and a huge, unnatural fast build.

Lee: Frank you seen that guy down the gym bruv? he's massive. He told me he's never taken anything all natural, he said.

Frank: He's not fooling anyone with a build like that, Bruv, he had more juice than Tropicana. He's deffo a Stealth stedhead you Muppet. LOL

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011

stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealthing

When someone is in a call with friends and state they will be gone for "x" amount of time then proceed to leave for quadruple or more the time

Scar is stealthing, he said we would go eat and come back in 30 minutes and now it has been 3 hours

by yourextravaultspace June 13, 2025

Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.

You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*

by iBroadwell March 9, 2015