When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
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it is a great song by Led Zeppelin,
if you play "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run" backwards it has a kind of Satanic/ unknown message hidden in it. its pretty hard to understands what its saying so your best bet is too look on youtube and search "Stairway To Heaven" backwards.
if you play "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run" backwards it has a kind of Satanic/ unknown message hidden in it. its pretty hard to understands what its saying so your best bet is too look on youtube and search "Stairway To Heaven" backwards.
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Get the Dope Dropped the Stairs mug.The adverb form of the word satire, it is mainly used when describing a situation which is satirical.
The actions exemplified the satirity of the situation.
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