Special Snowflake

Someone who believes they deserve the stars because they like something no one else likes, or does something no one else does. There is no know cure for SSS (Special Snowflake Syndrome), so the rest of the world must deal with these sort of people until they realize they aren't better than anyone else, and they don't need an award or a cookie for their interests. Not to be confused with a hipster.

A special snowflake: "I liked My Chemical Romance before Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge! Love me."

Special Snowflake by Ellegirl12083 July 26, 2011

special ed

A song by Stephen Lynch about the boy of the same name. Special Ed is... well... a little bit special. He runs into walls, eats dirt and smacks his best friend in the head with a brick, causing him to become special too.

Special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead
He's a little bit special

special ed by gembird May 29, 2007

special k

a wicked good cereal. sometimes with red berries.

what are you having for breakfast?
oh just a box of special k

special k by lizcarr December 28, 2005

Special Nap 

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

Special Nap by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009

Special Auditor 

Not a normal auditor, a special auditor takes auditing to a whole new level of competence.

These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.

Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: You're a special auditor!

Person B: Oh ok. smiles

Special Auditor by FergusK October 10, 2011

Special bj 

something a emily gives you

got a special bj off that emily

Special bj by baggers1111111 January 12, 2012

special purpose 

noun. euphemistic term for genitalia, male or female.

Oh man, Jimmy got hit right in his special purpose!

Carol's grumpy today because she's bleeding out of her special purpose.

special purpose by Imalegna Jones October 14, 2009