posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

by The Xs Are Silent June 10, 2008

shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.

1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."

by boingat January 16, 2005

Compression shorts

Athletic underwear that look like shiny boxer-briefs and are supposed to function the same as a jockstrap (support/protect the testes) but don't. Fit awkwardly and strenuous activity causes your junk to move around which leads to lots of awkward adjusting. Have become very popular with young men around the country who wouldn't be caught dead wearing a jockstrap in the locker room, even if it men't wearing something as uncomfortable and ineffective as Compression Shorts.

Teammate: Yo, no one wears jocks anymore bro. You need to hit up some compression shorts. Shit be stylin. Yolo.

by maximim July 26, 2012

Shortsky

The motorboating of one's genital region. Whereas a motorboat is done to one's chestal region, a Shortsky is performed upon the southern nether regions of one's genital area.

1. So I was hooking-up with this chick last night and while she was going down on me, she Shortskyed my nuts!

2. You Shortskyin' sonfa bitch....you old sailor you!

by R.M.S. October 24, 2009

Pull your shorts on

phrase, started as an attempt to say "put your drinking hat on" and "pull yourself together" at the same time and came out as "pull your shorts on". Means - get yourself together, lets go, its party time, stop being crabby, get out of bed,....or anything else needing a pep talk.

"Alright gnar star, pull your shorts on!"

by Julia in down town Denver October 27, 2007

Hoochie Daddy Shorts

(Noun): A term coined by (Comedian Clint Coley) referring to a pair a shorts on a male which are above the knees and show considerable thigh skin. Hoochie Daddy Shorts generally have 4 inch seams, are seen mainly during summer, and do not show make genitalia, but do give a sneak peak of them thighs.

Look at Clint out here with them Hoochie Daddy shorts on, lookin like a tall glass of water.

by Ash.Bee_Rawz May 31, 2022

Soresu

Third form of lightsaber combat that puts a heavy focus on defense above all else. Great for multiple opponents and for fighting for a long period of time.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a soresu master.

by Sunnernite August 8, 2015