Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009

smitfh

Shoot Me In The Fucking Head

This kid's show is mind numbing. Every time the kids turn it on I want to smitfh

by ReinsteinR October 14, 2016

Smitfaced

To be a middle aged man, that goes on a bender and ends up in the hospital.

Bill went out and got smitfaced last night and ended up in the ER

by Canal Rat November 29, 2018

shitfor

Pronounced as two separate words, 'shit four,' and not as 'shitfer,' 'shitfor,' or variations thereof.

1: (adj) Of or pertaining to shit.

2: (adj) Particularly shitty.

3: (adj) Of poor or sub-par quality.

4: (n) A person or object defined particularly by the above adjectives.

1: His bad habits are shitfor.

2: She's had a streak of shitfor luck lately.

3: You call this good? This is a shitfor rig, man.

4: Jack's been such a shitfor lately.

by UnabridgedCaptain September 4, 2005

Shitflingerfest

1) An arduous and contemptable situation or subject.

2) A festival attended by people of sub-par intelligence in which they fling feces at each other.

1) "Ah man, this class is so confusing, what a shitflingerfest."

2)"Is Mike home?"
"No, he went to the shitflingerfest with the Andersons from down the street, he should be back around dinner."

by Japmasta Funk January 21, 2009

Shitfelaphant

(noun) A cross between a Tigermonkey and a Spiderphant. It likes to shit a lot. A FUCKING LOT!

"Hey Horhey, look how much that Shitfelaphant shits!

by leggiopatriot April 25, 2009