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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.
Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of skipping with your hoo-ha.
" alright guys , I'll see y'all in a skip-n-a-hooha.
by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021
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Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of one skipping with their hoo-ha.
Alright, I'll see y'all in a "skip-n-a-hooha"
by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021
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nation's skip

exo is irrelevant since nobody even their own fandom streams their music since they spend their entire time obsessing over bts

therefore, exo is the nation's skip
exo is nation's skip and nobody listens to their music worry about that
by obsessedwithme July 27, 2021
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Skip Hop San Francisco Bop

A bay area drink ordered in jest. Bartender’s choice. Preferably something putrid.
Why hello there, I’ll have a Skip Hop San Francisco Bop please
by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021
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skip hop san francisco bop

A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.
Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please
by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021
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