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Salisbury shuffle

The age-old Tetris technique of continuously rotating and moving your piece so that it hooks on a ledge and starts near the top again, used to prolong the gaming experience so that the other player loses by natural causes.
John had no actual skill so he just Salisbury shuffled until the other player lost from sheer exhaustion.
by Not 1337FEET February 26, 2011
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jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
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Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
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Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
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The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns
Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle
by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023
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TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015
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Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010
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