Shotgunning a Pizza

The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).

Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza

We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?

by The Bro One November 27, 2018

Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.

I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.

by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016

Tropical Shotgun

A sexual position in which you load a pouch of skittles in to a vagina( or a butthole) and then blow air in to the vaginal cavity(or butthole) extending the person belly. Afterwards bending said person over and placing them in a headlock while another person gets on there knees behind the skittle recipient. After evreyone has taken there places ,the person administering the headlock kicks the recipient of the skittles in there bloated belly shooting the third person in the face with now slightly slimy skittles.

"Well it's a fact, I'm too fucked for normal sex" ,"why" ,the only way I get off nowadays is the old tropical shotgun.

by MX29 December 13, 2019

Shotgun Sensai

A driving instructor, an adult that'll drive with you when you have your learners permit, and/ or anyone teaching you how to drive from the passenger seat.

Person A: Hey I heard you got your permit, lets go somewhere
Person B: Nah I can't, my mom won't be Shotgun Sensai.
-OR-

Person A: Wanna go to the mall friday?
Person B: I can't, I have a lesson with my Shotgun Sensai.

by Dizzymisslizzi April 2, 2009

shotgun blowjob

when the guy is smoking weed, he shotguns the girl, she immediately returns to sucking his dick and exhaling a few seconds after. Repeat.

"Dude, I got a shotgun blowjob last night from my girl. She said my dick smelled like weed afterward. "

by HisPotPrincess February 10, 2014

shotgun surprise

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.

derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single

by shocktrooper December 9, 2010

Shotgun party

For no apparent reason, an unexpected group of friends show up at your house and spend an extended visit with you. They usually show up thirsty and hungry, therefore, you are expected to share your dinner with them. After several hours of disrupting your evening they leave feeling energized while you are left overwhelmed with exhaustion.

While serving dinner I had a shotgun party last night. some drunk family members show up with low blood sugar, needing to eat with you requesting really fucked up shit like asking you to change their breaks then other people show up hungry and thirsty and before you know it your hole house is filled with ducking bat shit crazy people, you get hauled of to local crazy ward.

by Mung ho February 6, 2018