semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Semen Shake

This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.

Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.

by Semen demen October 29, 2017

Semenstrating

When something is very frustrating

This Roblox obby is so Semenstrating

by charik November 20, 2017

Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.

Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"

by kiki_____ May 16, 2018

Semen

Something that is a fluid in a man that may contain sperm, which can impregnate a woman. Boys get it around the ages of 10.

I accidentally fucked her also might and I used my semen. She got pregnant from me. Fuck!

by nerdboy December 26, 2018

Semenemia

Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.

Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!

by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019

Semen filled cookie

A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)

Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.

by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019