The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.
by theoriginalja November 24, 2010
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'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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Get the throwback saturday mug.1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017
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For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
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Spectator #2: Yes.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.
by bizniztime October 21, 2008
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by Hexamous February 27, 2018
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by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016
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