salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole

"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009

drain the salamander

when a chick needs to pee. Similar to a dude having to "drain the lizard."

"stop at the next gas station, I need to drain the salamander."

by Rexford February 29, 2008

salado

In most Spanish speaking countries it's a term (slang) we use to call someone who has a string of negative events considered to be bad luck.

Ese tipo es mas salado con las mujeres. (that guy has the worst luck with women).

by Jon Carlo Rossi October 23, 2016

Titty Salad

when a woman takes advantage of a man and rubs her tits in and all over his face in a rough manner.

man: "Dude, we were just watching a movie when outta no where she took off her top and gave me a titty salad."

by youcanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

march salad

The mess within a hooker panties after marching the hoe stroll all night after many customers aka women's fromunda cheese

That trick need to wash that march salad, before she starts losing business!

by Krustee August 14, 2015

israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.

Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.

by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017