Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010
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this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!
Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
by DJ Russly June 20, 2010
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by Wendy Ubdab May 1, 2010
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Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.
by Wilyhawk June 18, 2011
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Inmate: What?
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Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
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