When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.
by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

Hey, i miss you can’t wait to see you again, just wish we had something more to talk about, you’re my best friend and i love you so so much i just wish we had something more to say because nothing is happening right now and we have nothing going on. Love you bestie 💞💞💞
by quarantineisgettingtome April 6, 2020

Ruby Fountain is a sexual position in which the female companion squats over the other person's face, allowing her period blood to drip into the other party's mouth, thus creating a fountain of period blood - also known as a Ruby Fountain. This is a practise typically used by lesbians.
by TheUrbanKid July 19, 2017

Get your best friend a slytherin or Draco themed cheap item because your best friend might have corona and she is upset and broke. Eg. Slytherin canopy, Draco things. This day is the 26th of September.
by Dracoisbae September 21, 2020

Ruby if you have a charley in your life he is a keeper! Charley if you have a ruby in your life she is a keeper! Don't ever let each other go... you'll eventually need eachother one day in life.
by Bigtlts123 February 12, 2020

by xoxobitch February 6, 2021

A hot chick that hypnotizes anyone with her eyes. She is so beautiful and so sexy and it makes me want me to lock her up in my heart and throw away the key in the river.
Ruby Fang : Hey bro, did you see that babe ? she's very hot.
Oh you mean that sexy girl Ruby ? oh yeah I know her well, I used to live in Antarctica but then she moved in with me and she made the entire continent melt.
Well bro I am not even surprised, she is such a hottie after all.
So this explains why you moved to another planet cause the other planet went under water.
Yeah bro, we had to find another planet, but yeah I don't always change planets but when I do, its only to make Ruby happy.
Oh you mean that sexy girl Ruby ? oh yeah I know her well, I used to live in Antarctica but then she moved in with me and she made the entire continent melt.
Well bro I am not even surprised, she is such a hottie after all.
So this explains why you moved to another planet cause the other planet went under water.
Yeah bro, we had to find another planet, but yeah I don't always change planets but when I do, its only to make Ruby happy.
by iknowthedefinitionofsoulmate February 24, 2021
