Rotten Cortez

A Rotten Cotez is a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Strawberry Shortcake. First you insert your finger/penis into her ass, after building up a coating of feces, you wipe it on her upper lip. After this, you ejaculate on her face, aiming for the eyes, then punch her in the nose. The resulting spanish mustache is responsible for half the name, also the blood shed symbolizes the struggle for the fountain of youth and the jizz "tears" the sorrow of never finding it.

That slut from the club was so drunk, she didn't even press charges after I gave her a Rotten Cortez.

by Uthanatos August 14, 2009

Rotten Banana

A black kids' school bus.

I got lost in the ghetto one day around the time the schools were letting out and I happened to pass a rotten banana that smelled like fried bologna and Newports ... Damn niggers

by yaavjndfkngdg November 14, 2011

rotten moose cabbage

One who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness.

My god Kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.

by Tracy March 27, 2003

rotten bananas

the opposite of cool bananas, the phrase is said to have developed in scotland similair to cool bananas and has a link to the east coast, a student who usually used the term cool bananas expressed dissapointment and lost for words said rotten bananas and the phrase has spread since. rotten bananas is said when something is not cool, bad news has occured, or dissapointment has happend.

I could not get us tickets to the concert
"awww thats rotten bananas"

My hen just ran away
"unlucky man thats rotten bananas"

by freud guru December 29, 2009

rotten orange

An old lady with a bad spray tan

Old lady on the beach bad spray tan rotten orange

by mr. bungle47 April 8, 2015

rotten bitch

A bitch that is in every way, completely rotten.

"That rotten bitch left Andy hangin for 3 weeks"

by bastardass October 21, 2015

Rotten Banana

A rotting banana is a sexual act to which you pop a squat over your partners face and you pop a turd half way out of your ass while your partner sucks on your turd hanging from your ass like they would suck on a dick .

Geez you will never guess what grandpa white told me he gave Jamaican James a rotten Banana . Wow what homosexual they are .

by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018