My Roman Gaybor just shit himself
by SUPERGUYKILLEDHISSONANDATEHIM May 20, 2022
by Stewie69420 May 23, 2019
by Roman Law March 08, 2017
After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish
“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”
by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017
Its when an Italian man pours lighter fluid on his penis, and lights it on fire, then has sexual intercourse with a girl.
Person A: "Did you have fun with your date last night after you left the club?"
Person B:"Yea, I gave her the Roman Torch, it was awesome!"
Person B:"Yea, I gave her the Roman Torch, it was awesome!"
by Joshua Veeola February 06, 2008
One of the most imaginative directors of all time who led a life of pain and loss that very few of his absent-minded detractors can't imagine. Often remembered in the United States for: 1. something that happened nearly 30 years ago by a woman who, for being so traumatized by the experience, is anxious to relay the experience so she doesn't become the historical footnote she should have been and 2. For being the husband of a pregnant woman who was viciously slaughtered but who, for some insane reason, is held in lower esteem than the animal who orchestrated her murder
Every director (especially those of the Hollywood persuasion) is perverted in one way or another, not just Roman Polanski.
by Donna D. July 25, 2006
After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
by Jacob Banuelos March 10, 2006