Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

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The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!

Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!

by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021

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toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

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The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

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Pig roast

Pig roast is when 2 guys put one dick in the mouth and another in the pussy or asshole. Acting like if it was a pig getting roasted (stick goes through all that)

(Fake Name btw)
Example is when Alexandra B. Got pig roasted in the car.

In a sentence; yeah we totally pig roasted her in the back seat of my car.

by FazeDudeNude November 20, 2018

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