rear view mirror

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

Dumbass Reardon

In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.

The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!

by Patti Rose May 18, 2006

Kane Recardo

Kane Recardo Is one of the gayest human beings of life. he is just a waste of a body. he looks like a crack head Mexican/ terrorist. nobody knows exactly what this beast is. He Is Lazier then a pathetic sloth so he sleeps all day. his breath smells like Smegma. whenever he tries to do sexual activities with people, the only move he knows how to do is an Alabama Tuna Melt. His So called Penis is very similar to that of a kid named Rodney And also a shy inchworm and a hole.

P.s. He Also Licks ButtHole.

Dude, Alex is being such a Kane Recardo. yea what a lazy bastard

by Almighty Chthulu January 1, 2012

Rear Window

When someone lays under a glass table and than another person shits on the table.

Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table.

by Bluely December 9, 2008

Rekar S

A fat stoner. Also known as Goof and for being lazy.

One day we saw Rekar skipping school. That lazy dead-beat GOOF!

by CambieSecondary August 6, 2011

rear admiral (lower half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in vaginal sex with the woman.

The long stream of discoloration on the carpet marked our repeated attempts at performing a rear admiral (lower half).

by gunfest_2008 February 23, 2009

REAR ADMIRAL

HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT

I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.

by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016