*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.

I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.

by Kendigo June 2, 2023

Double Reach-A'-Rudder

Teamwork makes the Dream Work. Combine a Dutch Rudder, with a Dutch Paddler. Both partners essentially operate one another's arms, to achieve orgasm via assisted masterbation. While laying, sitting, Floating or Standing next to each other. The male partner moves his partners arm, similar to that of a disk jockey. While at the same time the Female moves her partners arm similar to the way that long metal bar goes back and forth to rotate the wheels on a steam train.

Note: If you have any form of A.D.D., maybe not for you.

"Bro, my Chick and I tried the ""Double Reach-A'-Rudder"" last night. Maybe Skip the Dabs for that one, it takes Jedi Focus"

by FatDabFreddy1970 June 3, 2023

Reach Around

The fondling of a Butt Pirates Pole by a Limpy Wristed Fag.

That Limpy Wristed Fag is giving that Butt Pirate a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023

Reach Around

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.

That guy is giving his dog a reach around.

by Mr. Homophobia July 7, 2023

Swan Reach Around

To operate your hand and wrist like the neck of a swan in pleasurable positions.

Don't be a goose, give me a swan reach around...

by bakedgoods23 October 30, 2023

Reach a mo

Dancing by shaking your hips left and right, while waving arms up and down.

She reach a mo all the time in bed.

by Potato Man7 November 4, 2023