Rectal Russian Roulette

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.

Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!

by deepspace10 June 30, 2019

Rental Girlfriend

A Prostitute that does not serve sexual services.

Ken is renting a rental girlfriend because he is a sadsack.

by Joseph Schmidt December 17, 2020

restaurant in peace

Saying dedicated to the deceased man who invented autocorrect.

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Resalyn

Scared. A girl who is scared of failure. Who is not ready to take a risk, who always asks other opinions before doing some task. But she is a hard-working woman who has the courage and determination to pursue difficult duties.

Resalyn- Scared of commitment but can do multitask .

by anonymous June 8, 2021

restaurant back

When your back is as hard a cutting board, from working in a restaurant.

Man! My restaurant back is killing me today. I need to see a chiropractor, or get a new job!

by Restaurant chick November 7, 2021

Reshala lifestyle

The Reshala lifestyle is a way to live your life and dedicate your life to protect Reshala and in order to drop the bass for reshala and to obliterate anyone that threatens your reshala lifestyle

Yo is that Reshala Dueede or DEDICATE YOUR LIFE YOU THE RESHALA LIFESTYLE

by is that reshala dued July 2, 2022

Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.

"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."

by Farnyblue December 22, 2022