the reid

a position performed during anal sex...
where the women hold onto the ceiling fan...and the man does a hand stand...while giving it to her in the rear!!!

kevin and his mom

by andrew treeko January 22, 2003

recindication

Cadence created for dancing at a football game only to be played by a drumline.

Let's play recindication.

by BHSdrummer December 18, 2007

recipe for fun

10-20 oz alcohol (type and quantity to preference)
1 American Apparel Summer shirt
1 Can of spray paint
1 Pair of scissors
Lots of electro

Preperation time: 2-6 hours

Find an old scrap of cardboard and put it inside the t-shirt to avoid cross-over. Go outside your apartment and spray something bad-assed on the front of your shirt. Go back inside and allow the paint to dry. Next, cut the sleeves off. Now that you're ready to party, listen to some dirty electro and get druuuuuunk.

For accurate examples of this recipe for fun, visit facebook group NO SRSLY

by cpowell February 25, 2009

Reid

A Reid is funny and a good dancer. He always jokes on stuff that shouldn't be joked about! Reid's are the substitute class clown. They are especially funny when the main class clown is out. If you've known one since kindergarten, he most-likely wasn't the brightest. But when he grows he becomes more mature

"Aww, the class clown {Insert name here} isn't here."
"Don't Worry, Reid will fill in!"

by Ausrailian-Russian November 27, 2018

Reid

a nibba that is a cracker and stole the TAJ MAHAL FROM ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER GIVE IT BLACK

REID YOU GAGER

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

Reid

This is the kind of guy who is really quiet, bad with girls, fun to talk to about certain things and to mess with. However, he is also the kind of guy who has literally the single worst porn addiction you will ever come to know. Like, good lord man, erase your history or use fucking incognito. You need help.

Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen Reid?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I think he went back to his room to beat off or something."
Friend 1: "Sounds like something he would do."

by AshKetchupTF January 22, 2020

Divine Reciprocity

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour.

This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.

Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.

Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth

Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty

Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly

BLERRRRGHHHHH

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009