reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

Waifu In Real Laifu

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.

Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.

by EverybodysDracula January 7, 2011

you bein real extra

phrase used to describe someone who is particularly overzealous about an activity

Ima need you to calm down with all that hollerin'! You bein real extra.

by liljesus May 26, 2008

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer May 24, 2018

real quick

something to add onto any sentence that makes it boss

yo man, i'm gonna rock ya real quick

bang you out real quick

by j-rob mad fresh May 4, 2010

for real

are you serious

A. I Just won the lottery
B. For real?

by Anonymous January 4, 2003

Real Housewives of Orange County

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.

I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!

by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008