Raporno

The look a guy gives when he's been caught doing something either sexually embarrassing or when he's been made a fool of in public,especially in front of attractive women. It's an expression that is a combination of sheepishness,humiliation and shame.

"I caught Stuart masturbating to a Richard Simmon's exercise video and he pulled such a Raporno...he will NEVER live that down!"

by Mono-Chrono September 14, 2008

toronto raptors

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck

The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

raport

The closing of the gates.

The raport shook the fence.

by Jaffro September 1, 2003

Toronto Raptors

Canada's only basketball team. They suck major ass and make everyone who wears a Chris Bosh jersey look like a fag.

Dad: What are you watching son?
Johnny: The Toronto Raptors game
Dad: (Sends him a slap upside his face) WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU ABOUT THE RAPTORS!???
Johnny:OK dad ill go get my Lakers jersey

by Nigg4witAttittude April 26, 2009

Ryptor

Ryptor is the slang term used for the jailyard rapist. It coins the idea that person will cause rips and tears.

Bubba is the cell block D ryptor in the eastside slammer.

by Gerper January 21, 2007

Raptored

Raped to fullest extent of the word.

"Did you see Tom the other day?"
"Yeah he totally got raptored by that semi yesterday."

by Messalonskee March 27, 2009

RaptorCopter

Never to be confused with roflcopter, this is a mighty fearsome beast. Unlike much of the dinosaurs during it's time, it did not go extinct because of the extraordinary spiffyness that practically radiates off of it. The massive helicopter blades that are attatched to it's head from birth are what gives it it's name and hXc predatorial powers. It's better than you. And you know it.

"Dude, so last night I saw this massive raptorcopter above my house!"

"HOLY CRAP, THAT'S SO HXC."

by Chelsea White May 3, 2008