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Hotel Room

*Hotel Room* is normally said to a very hot girl. Hotel room refers to a typical hotel room and if you say it to a girl it basically means you want to bang her in a Hotel Room.
John: Oi, Oliver did you see that *Hotel Room* over there?
Oliver: Yeah man! Shes really hot
by Vasily Zaitsev October 21, 2018
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Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.
Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!
by The Erection July 6, 2010
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Mastur-bate Room

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away
... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.
by Ram1975 November 16, 2007
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The Editing Room

Established in 1998, The Editing Room, or TER for short, is a website maintained by Rod Hilton at www.the-editing-room.com. Features original abridged scripts for a great and ever-expanding number of Hollywood blockbusters and crapfests. Hilton's scripts not only delight with their biting wit and merciless satire; they also provide the reader with the ability to discuss the latest Hollywood garbage without having to actually see the films being discussed. TER is occasionally featured in Total Film Magazine and Cracked.com.
Guy: "Man, I can't believe how terrible The Happening was. M. Knight Shyamalan has really nuked the fridge."
Gal: "I didn't know you even saw that movie."
Guy: "I didn't have to! I just read the abridged script at The Editing Room."
by Cicero's Assassin August 14, 2008
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roommate

my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005
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Cleveland Steam Room

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cleveland Steam Room is when a person deuces on another person's chest and instead or steamrolling it, pulls the blankets up and traps in the aroma.

The Cleveland Steam Room is a more intense version of the popular Dutch Oven.
Jacob gave his girlfriend a Cleveland Steamer, but then he pulled the blankets up and turned it into a Cleveland Steam Room.
by JsinUnited January 18, 2011
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roommate

1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.

2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.

3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.
1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.

2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"

3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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