el rancho de asshole

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.

Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."

by masaharu morimoto April 20, 2004

dap of ranch

Where some one cums in a blunt and after that you smoke it.

I want a dap of ranch.

by Deznutz1234 December 1, 2017

bever ranch

a room full of women

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet

by George Bush Jr. September 11, 2005

Raunchmaster Randy

A man with a mullet who does incredibly raunchy things.

Also see raunchy.

SICK! Raunchmaster Randy just ate his own shit and licked his moobs!!!

by Budja June 14, 2004

Raunchulator

An elevator in a really dirty hotel or apartment building. Usually smelling of urine, and having a few newspapers or two on the floor of it. If there is a mirror in it, it's usually cracked or has streaks all over it. Often poorly lit.

"Hey, where are you going man?"
"Shit, I'm taking the stairs, you can go ahead and ride the raunchulator.."

by __Chris May 20, 2009

Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML

Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........

by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011

ranch baby

A person of superior intellect. Usually named Carter.

I heard Carter is a 'ranch baby', I should give him my lunch money.

by ranch baby December 13, 2020