Get A Rag

A phrase that must be screamed when in the presence of a nasty motherfucker or when someone needs to take a shower.

Michele was in the presence of a nasty sonofawhore motherfucker who smelled like a mix between fromunacheese and fermented anal sweat so she exclaimed "GET A RAG YOU SONOFAWHORE"

by whatevs2 July 30, 2012

Turd on a white rag

something that is not very appealing.

Elisabeth: Let's paint this room purple with yellow stripes!
Tom: That's going to look like a Turd on a White Rag!

by theoriginalnunya January 26, 2017

blast rag

The piece of material like a wash cloth or a sock a male ejaculates into when masterbating.

Eric would ejaculate into his blast rag in order to diminish the clean up proccess after masturbating.

by Ganymede1533 December 29, 2006

gossip rag

a magazine or blog containing rumor, speculation, and trivial information, generally about celebrities. Often presented in a catty manner.

I spent all day reading about Britney Spears in the gossip rags.

InTouch Magazine, Star Magazine, see also, Defamer.com, GoFugYourself.com

by PurpleStar July 30, 2008

catch rag

similar to the common jizz rag only it is kept and not thrown away after "use"(lol) usually a shirt,sock,etc. also it is just used to catch the cumshot not to masturbate with

-yo you got a catch rag?
-no I use jizz rags I just need to remember to flush em.
-lol why are we talking about this anyway?
-shut up jizz rag

by beeeeeel April 14, 2008

cum rag

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

by Pedo bear November 14, 2007

punk rag

The washcloth in a single guy's apartment used for wiping dick and balls after masturbation. Used repetitively and seldom, if ever, laundered. Generally found on the bathroom floor next to the toilet or stored in a cabinet underneath the bathroom sink when company is visiting.

I was in Jon's bathroom looking for toilet paper when I found his punk rag under the sink, next to his fuck books.

by BadCharlieTuna May 19, 2007