Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011

Quimming

Swimming in quim: muff diving.

To eat a girl out, and be covered in quim.

"Did you bring your bathing suit?"
"No need, I'm just here to go quimming"

by frauenarZt January 11, 2015

Quief

Coming from, or passing through the vagina, crotch, pussy, or "love box" of a woman which has no distinct smell to it.

As Amanda was squatting 200lbs, she accidently let out a quief.

by Quief Master Mander May 24, 2003

quiff

quiff: a slut or cheap prostitute

20's slang

by brenz October 12, 2003

quief

A vaginal fart that comes from a whole lot of screwing!

One night, after a bootylicious time w/ my man, i let out the longest, wettest, loudest quief. i kind of quief a lot.

by Puddy April 7, 2004

Quiefdildo

An expression used when things dont go your way or when you are extremely fustrated.

AHH! QUIEFDILDO! I cant believe that my mom didnt buy any snack packs!

by BSD<--batgirls May 9, 2009

Quim Reaper

Someone who hunts for minging birds, aka rough poon.

gingers, fat birds & generally anyone that only blind people could love.

tonight this fat bitch is gunna see the quim reaper.

sorry ginger girls your only hope is the quim reaper

by Luke doherty May 20, 2009