Quafe

The male equivalent to a woman's queef where a small bubble of air gets caught inside the penis hole and makes a high pitched noise similar to that of a balloon when released.

I was embarassed when I quafed in front of my girlfriend.

by Seyton August 28, 2006

Quaker's delight

Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal

don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker's delight is some nasty sheeeit.

by da word bank June 24, 2008

Quake Rider

a person still standing during a large magnitude earthquake

California dude: "yeah man earthquakes aint nothin' I am THEE Quake Rider and I will take on any faultline! When everyone else is on their ass, I'm still standing.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

Quake Envy

The jealousy you feel when there was an earthquake but you didn't feel it.

"Hey man did you feel that earthquake last night?"
"What? There was an earthquake last night? Dammit I should've been there!"
"What you have is 'Quake Envy'"

by LetThereBeRock1212 August 26, 2011

quake and bake

Toking up after being awaken by an earthquake. Made popular by internet show host Tom Leykis.

*earthquake/aftershock that wakes Bill up*
Bill: The hell was that...
*bong rip! quake and bake!*

by Soukin August 14, 2012

Quaked

Being so shook that you can't even

Person: you're kissing that pussy huh?
Person2: yeah (;;
Person: I'm quaked

by (://dogs August 18, 2017

Quaker oat

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth

by Big Dick Binkley January 2, 2023