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The Cremation Question

The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.
guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!
by Ultimate-Rowlet June 24, 2020
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The Cremation Question

A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020
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The Most Important question

The most important question Is Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk. Its obviously cereal before milk.
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The Burning Question

1: A question of great importance
2: A topic of great debate at the moment
The Burning question : are mandated constitutionally legal?
by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021
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Repeat the Question

When you force someone to repeat the question you were just asked. Using "it slipped my mind" as an excuse.
Gina: *asks question*
Ellie: *was tuned out* could you repeat the question?
Gina: ...
Ellie: I heard you, but it slipped my mind
Gina: yeah of course!

Jane: *in corner* sus
by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
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Damn-fool question

“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”
“Damn-fool question,” is “Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”“Damn-fool question,”
by ckjake14 February 17, 2022
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The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.
Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!
by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023
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