ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018

Grass Puppy

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

puppypumper

A person who sleeps with people much younger than themselves.

That Tom Cruise is a right puppypumper...

by fearless joe June 27, 2005

puppy-cat

pup-py-cat. noun. (pup-pee-kat)

A cat that presents with the behaviors and/or training of the average family dog.

I think I prefer a puppy-cat over a kitty-dog.

by turtlespoon February 6, 2010

Puppy fuck

What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.

Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.

by Beckozz December 2, 2011

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021