puckish

adj. A forum or collection of forums of a 'bitchy' nature, in which people from a certain community (i.e. friends from a certain school) gather to bitch about each other or to voice their opinions on any topic, unmoderated.

Originally meaning mischievous, impish, naughtily or annoyingly playful.

"Dis forum is well puckish, innit?"

"Puckish freaks." - J. R. Green.

by Daniel Winter June 30, 2004

Pucker Nuts

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.

Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"

by Silversnow May 30, 2011

Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.

Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.

by John A W September 25, 2005

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

doop-pucker

A coveted occupation where one sqeezes the poop out of ducks for minimum wage.

Look at the doop-pucker squeeze that chick.

by daddypapa September 18, 2008

Puckken

An Australian word used to represent any creature labelled Peter that is of less-than-acceptable intelligence.
Derived from the 'Peter,Peter,Pumpkin Eater' Rhyme.

You need to activate the device before commencing use Puckken

by Ash December 7, 2004

puckychuckle

The act of laughing so hard and so violently that a small amount of pucky (semi-solid feces) squeaks out.

"That joke was so funny I totally puckychuckled!"

by backdoorelephant September 16, 2011