Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

by posu May 30, 2011

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012

fire proofing

- When a man or woman who has been rejected by another person continues to pursue that person and goes out of their way to win them over

- Making someone fall in love with you again.

- Giving someone a second chance when they don't deserve it

He is totally fire proofing her!

by Wise owl May 15, 2013

Peta-proof

When something is completely unfuckable, or has been fucked so many times but still works.

I dropped my 2-way under the truck, still works.

Wow, it's peta-proof.

by Preh March 5, 2014

Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

Bomb-proof

To be be immune to almost every possible jumpscare where one would barely flinch, if at all.

I nearly crapped myself playing that game, yet here you are breezing through it. You're so bomb-proof!

by The Amazing Meh-man June 2, 2017