predicament

The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament.

by Colonel Webster September 28, 2011

Predator

Yell at them from your own lawn. Because that is a good idea.

Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."

Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."

Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."

Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."

Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."

Iam ".........."

Hym "No response?"

Iam "I'm trying to think..."

Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."

Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."

Hym "I think our fans would disagree."

Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"

Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."

Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."

Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."

Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

Piedmont

The tumor of Oakland.

Lets embargo Piedmont!

by Oaktown Balla April 24, 2005

predatory gay

The winning-est type of gay there is. One who turns seemingly straight individuals gay or bi-sexual by pursuing them fiercely.

Sheena is such a predatory gay, she finally turned Susan after 3 years.

by KittyCohort May 10, 2011

Piedmont

A tiny, boring town of about 3,000 people in southeast Missouri. Full of rednecks and baptists. Has one hotel in the whole town.

I'm from Piedmont, I have to drive 45 minutes just to get to a Wal- Mart Supercenter!

by I Wanna Yugo July 6, 2009

predator

Someone that somehow predates someone or something else.

The work of Minkowski was published before that of Einstein -- so Minkowski is his predator.

by rorrzo January 15, 2018

Piedmont

A diverse, mainly white, city surrounded by Oakland, California. This city does have white folks, but sure as hell shouldnt be messed with. Tags all around state the name of, "I.F.B", a prestigous gang in the making. The members of I.F.B are highly known and are packing high heat. So you best not fuck around with them, or you might just end up in a dumpster, full of holes.

Jimmy: Sup Man.You from Piedmont?

RDOGG: Hell yea' boi.

by TheMole May 2, 2005