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Mythic pregnancy from hell

The pregnance that a teen will get according to there parents where you can't get an education, job ect. because of it.
But in fact many women will a kid go to collage, work amd have an average life.
This it just another myth told to teens to try to control there sexuality.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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Butt pregnancy

The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus
Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now

Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together

(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)

Marcus: This is going well so far

Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...

Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!

Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?

Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!
by G-Force da go go July 25, 2009
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PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy
SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter
by MATTHEW, NAWI January 8, 2009
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Pregnant Roller skate

The slang word for a second generation Toyota Prius.
Hey, lets go pregnant roller skate tipping tonight. or. That Pregnant roller skate can't even make it up that hill.
by iRobert1989 February 12, 2009
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Pregnancy roulette

A common practice in sadomasochism circles and elite sex workers.
In the usual sadomasochist setting , the man (sadist) bet a big sum of money (or something of value) and must impregnate the woman (masochist) in a one day session (a bullet).

*/The man can have multiple sessions but no more than 5 times within a month period and must bet each time. (since there is a maximum of 5 bullets in a 6 shots revolver.)
*/The woman , is forbidden to take any kind of contraceptive and allow his partner to have any kind of acts done to her as long as it's specifically in the goal of impregnating the her; like keeping semen inside her with a dildo or filling up her womb with semen through a funel.
*/If the woman ends up pregnant , he wins and keep his bets while the woman must perform an abortion.

(Usually she becomes his "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)
If the woman doesn't end up pregnant , he lose and must pay each bet.
(Usually he becomes her "sex-slave" for a certain amount of time.)

The goal here for the woman( who absolutely doesn't want a pregnancy or children) ,is the thrill of having no control and safety while putting her "life" in danger , while the partner is shooting "bullets" inside her.
Extra:
*/If the woman is the masochist and the only one betting her life, then it's a "Risky sex." . When doing on a risky day ,then it's a "egg challenge" or "Suicide sex". Usually done with a set of faulty condoms with at least one safe , chosen randomly by the girl.
-You know Samantha ? That shy girl. Well last night she did a pregnancy roulette with a guy she just met , can you believe it !
-It's always the quiet girl who that the kinkiest, i told you .
by Sadomaster June 29, 2020
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I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought
make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..
by dilcurrie July 25, 2011
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a little pregnant

Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.
Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant

Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.

Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?

Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!
by Dr. Abortion May 6, 2011
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