post-traumatic dress disorder

-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"

Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!

by jakester42 July 13, 2011

Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

by R.U. High February 23, 2014

postal 2

a fun game where you get to kill people, you can piss on things to, basically violent, perverted, and racist. i love it!

there is a cheat in postal 2 where you can turn citizens into osama.

by BuG January 1, 2004

Post Malone

American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..

"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"

by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017

post-truth

relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.

Post-truth relies solely on personal beliefs and ignores any facts that may conflict with those personal beliefs.

by P-but November 16, 2016

Post-Ejaculation Revelation

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)

Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.

by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

Post-Bust Syndrome

That awful feeling you get after you bust your load. In a matter of seconds, your whole world of fantasies fades away and that porn you were watching, or that girl you were doing suddenly becomes revolting. You wonder what the hell you were thinking, and you bask in your depression until the syndrome resides. PBS usually lasts for up to 30 minutes.

Example 1:

Guy: GUAHHHH! *busts*
*sits there while the porno continues on*
Guy: WTF was I thinking, this post-bust syndrome is AWFUL!
*uses free hand to awkwardly move the mouse and close the porno*

Example 2:

Guy: GUAHHHHH! *busts*
Girl: Wanna cuddle babe?
Guy: Hell no, get out of my sight.

by B68B January 30, 2010