Friendly postman

The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!

oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!

by xxcrackulaxx October 23, 2010

the possum

A sexual maneuver: the standing 69. So named because the girl has to cling onto the guy like a possum clings to a tree

Jim: Lauren and I tried to do the possum last night, but my shoulder wasn't feeling good so we just did a regular 69 instead

by undiesj October 6, 2012

woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

by Faedriel September 22, 2022

playing sex possum

A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.

Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"

Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."

by eyeknowit May 25, 2014

inside out possum

Term used to describe a well worn vagina.

I went to Jenny’s last night, and while I was having my rusty sheriffs badge tongue punched, I went down for the growl on her mut, but it looked like I was about to wrestle an inside out possum.

by Townsville June 16, 2018

possum-fuck

an asshole who is super rude

fabian:"eww!!you look really icky!"
kara:"you're a possum-fuck!"

by natie-poo August 26, 2007

awesome possum

combination of the word "awesome" and "possum"!

text message: "hey, my wedding date is on june 26th, mark your calendar"
reply: "awesome possum"

by uptherabbithole May 16, 2009