Poltertext

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

by Alex McGie March 7, 2009

poetergeist

A poet of sound and fury

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

pooter swank

Free stuff one can salvage and/or steal from a bathroom. i.e. toilet paper, soap, plungers, trash bags, ect.

Check out this sweet pooter swank I got today!! Charmin and hand lotion!!!

by E. E. Goings March 31, 2009

pooter plugger

anal sex with a man.

did you hear what richard did with those two guys? yea, what a pooter plugger

by tennessee digger April 21, 2010

pooter rooter

The act of sticking a man's genitalia in a woman or another mans rectum.

I am such a pooter rooter that I stuck it in Alice's ass without even asking.

by sniplod April 11, 2015

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017

pooterknuckle

justalexs moms hairy beaver.

i saw just alexs moms pooterknuckle last night and i am scarred for life

by the autismic alex November 29, 2017