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koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.
We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.
by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016
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The Cody Position

Fucking doggystyle with a plate of fries on their back. When they ejaculate, they dip the fries in the fluid and feed it to their partner.
So bro I totally tried the Cody Position on my girl last night and she totally went with it man.
by SleepyDerpppp September 21, 2016
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The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
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Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
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MCB Positive

by NotSmilezonanalt December 4, 2020
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Aggressive positivity

1. Aggressive Possitivity- Use of one's strong, assertive, and/or forward nature for a positive outcome involving others or self*

2. Can be a verb or adjective

*positive outcome of self cannot be associated with personal gain/narcissistic view in order to fit definition.

•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive

•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity
"She's full of aggressive positivity."
"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."

Example of personality personified; My hero Academia- Almight, FMA-Edward Elric, Marvel- Deadpool, Wreck it Ralph -Ralph,
by ZEVNOIR June 19, 2022
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Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind
I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position
by SkyBor November 2, 2019
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