Someone who is sexually aroused by one or multiple aspects of the Portal video game series cannon, and commonly uses the internet to search out Rule 34 pertaining to the game. They may also contribute their own erotic fanart and fanfiction to Portalphile fansites such as portal-after-dark.tumblr.com. The fetish can be due to a wide variety of reasons, ranging from robosexuality/technophilia, to perceiving certain aspects of the game (such as the nature of Testing Euphoria or appearance of Conversion Gel) as suggestive, to just plain thinking all the wires and cables are a good springboard for tentacle porn. Other reasons can be based in innocent crushes as many of the game's iconic characters (specifically GLaDOS and Wheatley) have cult followings by their respective opposite sexes.
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"He's a Portalphile. It's a long story; let's just close the lid, okay?"
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the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch
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Get the cum guzziling port-a-whore mug.Pootah meaning goes typically to a blonde chick who loves different men from general industries like fireman, policeman, military man, baseball man etc.. this word is usually used in the Caribbean Inslands...
by Treb September 21, 2013
Get the Pootah mug.A word used to describe GLaDOS in Portal 2, where she is strapped to a potato battery, and stuck to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Person 1: Dude, why do you have a potato on your portal gun?
Person 2: It's a Portato Gun! With all the powers of Portals, GLaDOS, and Potatos!
Person 2: It's a Portato Gun! With all the powers of Portals, GLaDOS, and Potatos!
by Mistia June 14, 2011
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by Freak with a Leash April 26, 2011
Get the Portage mug.Tupperware Partay is often used as a code word by females for a Buyyake Party.
Because one is required to bring along their Tupperware containers to help with the excessive mess that these parties cause, husbands, boyfriends, family and friends that don’t participate in this female ritual go unsuspicious of what is really happening.
Because who doesn’t go to Tupperware parties
Because one is required to bring along their Tupperware containers to help with the excessive mess that these parties cause, husbands, boyfriends, family and friends that don’t participate in this female ritual go unsuspicious of what is really happening.
Because who doesn’t go to Tupperware parties
My husband Matt thinks I go to Tupperware Parties but I’m really getting my BUYYAKE ON – All day long
My husband Dave encourages me to have a Tupperware Partay at home during the day while he is at work. He tells me how much happier I am, that my skin glows and I don’t have crisis management issues when he comes home from hockey after being at work all day long. Mmmmm ya
My husband Dave encourages me to have a Tupperware Partay at home during the day while he is at work. He tells me how much happier I am, that my skin glows and I don’t have crisis management issues when he comes home from hockey after being at work all day long. Mmmmm ya
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