granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019

Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

by pobando December 12, 2018

Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.

Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.

by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018

Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.

Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!

by Baconator703 July 25, 2018

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023