pollaby

A Pollaby is indeed a rare creature. Just like it's mythical sister, The Sphinx, the Pollaby is made up of many disparate parts. In silhouette it resembles a capital B due to its protruding Flesh Hammock and low hanging pierced man boob. A pelican neck overlooks this mutant body, which is covered by thick, matted hair on the back only. Known to be rampantly homosexual, the Pollaby can be found encouraging young children to wear pyjamas on weekday evenings when it will encourage bodily contact. The Pollaby will investigate every way of talking to strangers, including old forgotten methods of amateur radio and harassing of Gun obsessed Americans

I was watching Nightmare on Elm Street the other day. That Freddie Kruger is nearly as scary as a Pollaby

by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017

Polly Jane

The most horrifying name in the universe besides Gertrude.

"Who's that girl?"
"That's Polly Jane! That means her name needs to be changed to something less detrimental to the human war!'

by Professor factual August 26, 2017

POLLYWAG

A UGLY UGLY BEAR THAT JUMPS AND KILLS U

THE POLLYWAG ATE MY GIRLFRIEND

by noobnoobuglydude September 23, 2017

Polly Pipe

Slang term for the Northbridge Traffic Tunnel in Perth, Western Australia. Carries the Graham Farmer Freeway, Named after West Australian footballer Graham "Polly" Farmer. Polly Pipe can also refer to black plastic pipe and is a play on words.

Boss: You're late again.

Employee: Sorry, the Polly Pipe was really busy this morning.

by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018

Polyamorous XD

A bipolar cunt that trolls artist's pages in an attempt to draw discussion away from intelligent conversation so that she can be the center of attention. She can be identified by bullying tactics and illogical arguments.

This Polyamorous XD raised holy hell because someone wouldn't accept her analogy comparing a baby's bad art to an adult's today in the art forum where the question was about what makes bad art.

by Smile0231 May 11, 2018

polyana

A girl who goes for Filipino boys, thinks Hispanic boys are less attractive and wants her best friend to go for white boys but her friend is attracted to light skins and A POLYANA thinks Hispanics are all fuck boys (she isn’t rlly wrong but) polyana OVER THINKS way too much, she’s weird, loves memes, laughs like a donkey, annoying, but overall she’s beautiful. And funny.

Person 1: Damnnn look at those light skins
Polyana: EWWW GO FOR THE A NICE WHITE BOY (or Asian)
Person 1: Um..

by Polyana May 12, 2018

Pollakitly

To act in a manner of Pollakit.

Anon 1- do some stupid shit
Anon2 - "That's very pollakitly of you"

by thalesly August 21, 2018