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pleaseus

A combination of please and jesus. Usually followed by the word "jesus" or used after "jesus".
Person A:"Pleaseus, jesus."
Person B:"Bitch nah."
A:"Jesus, pleaseus?"
B:"Nah, brah."
A:"Pleaseus?"
B:"Fine."
by debtsxtopay December 24, 2007
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Pleasedo

(pronunciation "plu-see-doe")
A combination of too much coffee and too much work before noon can result in this being asked of you by your supervisor; the definition is vague, although it implies a polite request or command being made to do an unsavory task.

Usually found in handwritten notes and directives.

Derived from the English for " If it is your desire or pleasure" and "make: engage in, or perform."

Also rumored to be the name of a Latin dance originated in Albany, New York; there are no formal steps/techniques recorded.
My supervisor asked me to pleasedo the reports, but I don't want to.

This memo was on my desk: "Pleasedo these charts by 5pm" and it was signed by my boss.
by Faye Dundler-Mifflin May 4, 2010
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Pessioptimist

A person who is both an optimist and a pessimist.
Pessimism for the win!

(This is funny because a pessimist wouldn't ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)
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pleaser weasel

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.
Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.
by lbsutter September 10, 2016
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Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.
He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
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Please

by Thakie December 5, 2018
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please come to the office

If anyone ever says this to you, there's a HUGE change you've gotten in trouble, that someone's snitched, or that you're going to be questioned for something that took place. Or, maybe it's a social media post you made, or they found a nude pic. It's almost never good news to be in their office.
"X, if you are in the building, please come to the office. X, please come to the office."
by SKRealTime January 12, 2019
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